#11 Tight Grip

Dear Journal,

So after Jack and I realized that we wanted to be more than good friends, Jack was spending more and more time over at my place. It was really fun! We had even given each other keys to our respective houses. Usually he stays over at my house which means that I would have someone to help me out with my morning wood, however the night before he went back to his place. I reached into my undies and tried to "work it out" myself...

but, alas, Little Rick had grown accustomed to Jack's warm accommodating mouth. I couldn't blame him, Jack sucked dick liked a pro (because he was).

After failing to satisfy myself as Jack so easily does, I decided to have breakfast over at his place. He never buys cereal so I grabbed two bowls and my box of Frosted Mini Wheats and headed over. 

So fast forward and we're sitting and eating Mini Wheats when Jack notices my hand descending to my briefs and rubbing them firmly. That morning wood was very persistant-- and seeing Jack in a tight shirt wasn't making it any better. Jack knew what was up already and he stood up and walked behind me. Without warning, he thrusted his hand right down my boxers and whipped out my dick. Damn, this guy really cuts to the chase, right?

He lubed me up with some of his good ol' reliably warm spit and started hammering away at my bone. Jeez, Jack jacked like a pro! He has a really firm grip, but he knows when to loosen it as well. His fist was gliding and grinding over my dick like crazy!

"How'd you get so good at this?", I said.

"Haha yeeeears of practice.", he chuckled.

Even though he laughed as he talked to me, he was 100% serious when it came to getting me off. To him, it wasn't a game. It was a sport-- and he was the reigning champ. 

He continued furiously stroking my wood and feeling me up. He started licking my ear and then he whispered something

"Cum for me baby. You can do it..."

As soon as he said that wouldn't ya know, semen shot out my dick like fire hose. It was thick, creamy and hot.

"Good work, babe", he said.

After the creamy end, he got a towel and started cleaning me, and some other things I hit as well, up. He licked up the globs that landed on my ear and the side of my face. I was still having spasms when there was a knock at the door. Jake gave me a pat on the back and proceeded to go see who was at the door. 

Things were about to get a bit more interesting...

Until Next Time.

Sincerely,

p.s.

Here's a little hint...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

#10 Special Someone

Dear Journal,

After getting Jack's text I dropped everything to see what was up with him. I drove from the strip club to his place and I knocked on the door. After waiting for about 6 minutes it was evident that nobody was home. A little disappointed, I receded back to my place. That's when I heard someone approaching me from behind. Of course I turned around to see who it was and that's when Jack's lips immediately met mine.

"Rick... I think I'm in love with you.", Jack said.

Without any more words, I lead him into my house and he laid me out on me bed and relaxed on top of me. He continued to kiss me with all the passion that I would kiss those magazine covers of Ryan Reynolds. 

I don't know how long we spent like that-- and I didn't care either. I wanted it that moment to last forever. Jack really knew how to get my motors running-- and it didn't help that I'd just came from a strip club. I had a raging boner that was poking him right in his abs. He smiled and looked me in the eyes.

"You want some help with that?" He said

I think I love this man too...

Until Next Time.

Sincerely,

p.s.

"Yes, I would like some help with this."

#9 Strip Club Snapshots

Dear Journal,

So after Valentines Day was effectively over and last night's fun became the next morning's hangover, I returned to a little place I call work. God, I hadn't missed that place. The tedious 9 to 5 put me into a terrible mood. I hated everybody and everything and all I wanted to do was take a nap. I decided that I needed to take my mind off of my "work" and relax today, so I did what anybody would do-- I went to a strip club after my shift was over.

The guys there were all hot, but today this big, hot, bald and beefy stud caught my eye. He looked like he was created only for sex. Hardcore, rough sex.

He was looking at me like he wanted me in bed with him that instant. I took out my wallet and made it rain all over his body. I shouted at him to show me that big bubble butt of his and he willingly obliged. 

Damn that was a sweet ass! He let me lay my hands on it and give it a couple good smacks for an extra twenty. Made my night!-- and apparently his too because he turned around and showed me his throbbing uncut dick! It looked delicious! Just as he was telling me that he wanted me to suck him off right there, I got a text from Jack, my next door neighbor. He said that he wanted to see me. Were we both starting to grow feelings for one another?

Until next time.

Sincerely,

p.s.

I can't believe I left that stripper without helping him out...

Just when I thought I was becoming more of a philanthropist... ;)

#8 Valentines Day Surprise

Dear Journal,

Happy Valentines Day! I hope everyone's day is starting off on the right track-- I know mine did. Do you remember my new neighbor, Jack? Well, He had came over to hang out with me last night. He showed up at my doorstep yesterday night to kill time with one of his newest buds with beer, videogames and a large pizza. He ended up crashing at my place on my couch, even though he lived right next door. This morning I found out that that was actually his plan all along. He wanted to give me a Valentines Day 'Surprise'-- and pleasantly surprised I was when I woke up and found him feeding me his nuts through his tight black speedo underwear.

He was a kinky son of a bitch. I loved every bit of it. He had already stripped me down before I had woken up and he was going to let me use him as a vessel of my perverted desires, but I had a surprise for him as well. I do remember that the last time we 'played' together I ended up having all the fun by doing the plowing. This time I pushed him down and spread my tight hole for him. Instantly realizing what this meant, he lubed up and jammed his hot slab of beef into that warm, welcoming hole.

Man, he was big and he knew how to use that in his favor! The way he was giving it to me left no doubt in my mind that he really was a former pornstar. 

"Hey, Rick, I'm getting close. Where do you want it?!" 

He said, trying his best not to send thousands of his seeds loose into my ass that very instant. 

I'll show you..." I seductively said.

I laid him out on my bed and began sucking that bug knob of his. 

"If you keep doing that... I'm gonna shoot." He said

I sort of smirked at him while he was still in my mouth and that gave him all the answers he needed. He let loose down my throat that very second. It tasted all hot and salty. I swallowed it as it shot out of his urethral opening. I took my mouth off of him and he still kept sending tons of semen flying out of his big dick.

I guess he really liked his V-Day gift...

Until Next Time.

Sincerely,

p.s.

I might actually be falling for this one...

We'll see what happens.

Happy Valentines Day!

#7 Morning Glory

Dear Journal,

It's been a cold ass couple of months, but thank goodness seasons change and the sun finally got its big bright dick out to play! In order to celebrate this new, favorable warm weather we were experiencing, I decided to go out for a morning dip in the local pool. The sun was shining particularly bright as I took my laps up and down the nice, cool pool. I got a bit tired and so I laid back on one of the chairs. I dozed off, but I woke up after a while, and that's when I saw him standing across from me.

A big muscled hunk getting his swim on in his speedo. I love a man in a speedo, and I proceeded to think about doing some pretty raunchy things to that body.

From the looks of that big banana in his hammock, he was having some pretty fun thoughts of his own, too. 

From across the pool, we both rubbed our meat packages slowly and firmly, getting all nice and boned up through our swimwear. He noticed me from across the way and locked eyes with me. I then saw him head to the seedy public restroom stalls...

I got up and followed.

When I got into the bathroom, I took the vacant stall next to the one that was closed and I noticed a hole that connected the two. That hole was soon stuffed with the speedo man's hot package. The hole was barely  big enough for him to squeeze his fat cock through, but when it arrived, I began to suck it. 

He was loving it, I assumed from his loud moaning and panting. He had a hot dirty mind and a hot voice that directed all of his perverted desires. I willingly obliged. Everything I would get him worked up to the point of orgasm, I'd stop and take it slow again. I had all the power in this encounter. He had to obey me. It was my mouth that was getting him off. No matter how big and strong he was, I was in complete control. He would cum when I wanted him to. He was thrusting his pelvis through that hole sporadically, trying to get off on me. 

I had this big stud begging for me to finish him off-- for me to help him pop his wood. I decided to edge him some more. he was shaking from all of the pleasure. I took my mouth off of him and played with the little opening on the tip of his cock with my wet tongue. This made him moan like crazy! At one point I was afraid that he had stopped breathing correctly and wasn't getting enough air. I decided that I would finally let him blow. I firmly gripped his dick with my hand, gave him one tight, long stroke and watched it fly. 

It was the most cum I'd ever seen come shooting out of a dick that fast.

"Thanks, man, I needed that." He said.

I then heard his stall door open and the bathroom door close, and with that I'd never see him again.

It's a shame he didn't return the favor... 

Oh well. Until next time.

Sincerely,

p.s.

I'd lay in his banana hammock anytime...

#6 Welcoming the New Neighbor

Dear Journal,

I am the luckiest son of a bitch in the world! You wanna know why? Today I got a new neighbor-- and not the "I hate these bastards" type either. Here's what happened.

I woke up one morning to find that the house next door to me was finally sold. I had known it was available ever since the sweet little Italian Grandma died-- R.I.P., slut. I'll miss you and your cats dearly. She was quite promiscuous and I used to visit her so she could tell me all about her whoring.
Anyway, I watched the UHaul truck pull into the drive-way and I died of boredom. I'd figured I would see the new neighbors eventually.

Later that evening, I heard a knock on my door while I was watching the funniest fucking episode ever of the The Big Bang Theory. I was not happy about being taken from Sheldon Cooper's erratic erudition to entertain a visit, but that all changed when I opened my door and was greeted by the face of a god.

His name was Jack-- you know, like "Jack me off, right here, right now!" 

"Hey, I'm Jack, your new neigh-"

and before he could even finish I had invited him in.

After talking to him for a while I had learned some important facts.

1) He was single and lived alone.

2) He was a porn director.

3) It was for Gay Porn!!!

Holy, fucking FUCK had I hit the jackpot! Without further adieu, I started to be very blunt with him.

"With a body like that, you should be in the videos not filming them...", I said

"Haha, You know, I actually used to be." He laughed

"Well how about we make one right now..." I suggested

He didn't say yes-- rather it was implied when he started taking off his shirt. And everything else.

In moments, we were both stripped down and on my reliable red couch when he started to go down on me. 

He was definitely experienced when it came to sucking a cock. He slobbed all over my engorged tool; using his tongue on me like a lollipop. Had me thrusting my shaft deeper into his throat the way he was teasing me by working the tip. 

"How about you show me how you fuck." He said

"Oh, I hope you're ready!" I eagerly replied

I plunged my man-meat far into his tight, wet hole. It was heaven! I never wanted to stop.

"Damn, man, you fuck like pornstar! It feels good!" He yelled

I was giving him every inch of my dick; going balls-deep in him, plow after plow. 

"Now let me show you why guys can't get enough of this ass..." He said

And with that, he squeezed his buns really fucking tight around my hard dick. It was the tightest ass I've even been inside. With every pump I was significantly closer to shooting my load.

"Oh fuck, I'm cumming!" I yelled.

I tried to pull out but that's when he squeezed so hard that I couldn't get out. 

"You're not going anywhere." He told me.

Oh, and neither are you... 

I love my neighbors.

Until next time.

Sincerely

p.s.

If you thought you had good neighbors... 

Well, I win.

;)

#5 Str8 Bait

Dear Journal,

In light of recently getting acquainted with my new gym 'buddy', there had been some pretty exciting 'developments' in my status quo. It was about to get even more exciting...
So one day, after getting back from the gym, I decided to see what was new on facebook. I saw that I had one new message-- sent by one of my best buds from college named Matt. It turned out that he was visiting my new city of residence for some business meeting. In no time I was responding with my address so he could find me when he was free.
Oh, by the way, this is a picture of us from some party back when we were in college. He's the one with the beer. (Obviously.)

He came over at about 7pm that night-- with 2 packs of brewskies. We got caught up and after downing all the lager we were both feeling dandy. 

"I wish I had my girlfriend to get me off right now, man", said Matt  

"Well... I could help you with your problem.", I said

"I'm flattered, dude but you already know I'm all pussy, my friend!", Matt laughed

"Ever been blindfolded?" I asked. "A hole is a hole to a dick, man, and it looks like you could use one right now." 

"Damn dude, you're right. Well, I guess it couldn't hurt..."

After years of wanting to, I finally got the ok to go down on my friend. I blindfolded him up, stripped him down and grabbed the lube out of my bedroom dresser. I firmly gripped the base of his cock and started rubbing him until he was rock hard.

It was obvious that he was extremely turned on-- his cock was leaking like crazy already. I teased his cock even more, jerking it faster and faster; squeezing his balls while I stroked his sausage. I was determined to prove to him that men really do know how to please men better than women. You need strong, skilled hands  to get a big man off. 

Pretty soon, I had him beggin' for me to suck him off. I was gonna tease him a bit more, but I guess he couldn't take it anymore so he grabbed the back of my head and lead it down to his hot, leaky, pulsating meat stick. 

It tasted good. Really good. Nice and salty and warm. I was slobbing all over his knob. He was a man who knew exactly what he wanted when it came to getting a blow job. He was directing me like freakin' Steven Spielberg!

I was more than happy to fulfill his every desire, after all, that's what any good friend would do. Pretty soon I was down to his pubes. This continued for a while...

He was loving what I was doing to his dick so much that he almost came.

"You're gonna make me shoot, bro! Can I fuck you?" 

Whoa! All I expected was to give him a blowjob, but if he wanted to fuck, well that's alright with me too!

He laid down on my bed. His cock was pointed up straight, like he claimed to be. I wasn't too sure after this...

"Get on top, Rick.", He told me.

I rode that stallion all night long...

"Dude, you're much better at this than my girlfriend!" He said.

"I know.", I replied

I continued to ride him relentlessly. We both came massive loads in no time. 

"I see I gotta visit my best bro more often..." He told me after we had both finished.

You know, before that night me and Matt were best bros, but something told me we were gonna see each other much more often now...

Until next time.

Sincerely,

p.s.

On the Kinsey Scale, I'd say Matt is a solid 5. 

;)

#4 Sauna Situation

Dear Journal,

That new gym I had recently became a member of was quickly becoming the best place ever. The only thing wrong with it was that the steam room was closed for reconstruction. Everyday I checked to see if it was finally finished-- and for a while I was always disappointed-- but one day, it was finally open for business. In preparation for taking the steam room's virginity I had the most intense workout session ever! I was blasting my quads, ripping my abs and flexing my biceps so hard that morning that I hadn't noticed this one guy following me around all day. He was deeply entranced by my workout regiment.

He was apparently really into me and it's not like I would've minded anyway. He was a tall, muscular Hispanic man with wavy black hair and green accents. Unbeknownst to me, he followed me into the newly opened steam room after i finished my work out. I sat down to melt away in the steam and that's when I saw him. He walked in and closed the door behind him. He then began to suggestively adjust his towel in front of me-- even opening it so that I could clearly see flashes of his dick. Seeing his cock, noticing his half-chub, was enough to confirm my belief that he wanted me right here right now.

He sat down next to me and began whispering close into my ear naughty, seductive things about what he wanted to do to me. At some points he would switch between english and spanish. I won't lie, I thought that was hot. He leaned in to kiss me and I pushed forward, accepting his advances.

I trailed down his body with my hand, making it to his towel. I rubbed over his crotch, noticing an immense dick begging to be released. I'm a rather generous person, so it'd behoove me not to lend my special form of assistance...

I knelt down in front of this big man, and unwrapped his package from his towel. He sure was happy to see me because I was immediately greeted by the most beautiful uncut cock I'd ever seen! It had a perfect shape, it was fat and heavy, and it was leaking with precum. I started munching on his bone like I was starving-- and he was loving every second! He couldn't stop moaning. He gripped my hair and pushed me down further and further on his shaft. He stopped moaning long enough to tell me that he was about to blow. I stopped sucking long enough to tell him to go for it; cum in my mouth. He wasted no time in shooting thick glob after glob of that hot, salty baby elixer down my mouth. I swallowed every drop that made it inside.

He'd gave me all of his... Now he insisted that I return the favor. You know me, I'm a giver. The rest is history...

Until next time.

Sincerely,

p.s.

Seriously, is this the best gym ever or what!?

              

#3 Locker Room Shenanigans

Dear Journal,

That delicious extra large sausage I had yesterday was amazing!-- and the pizza was pretty good too-- only thing is that it completely destroyed my abs! I may be lazy, but you can bet your sweet ass that I'm gonna keep this body lookin' right! So, that meant one thing: it was time to bust out my brand new gym membership card. I had to switch gyms because this old man-- he had to be pushing 88, at least-- kept hardcore raping me with his lust-filled eyes. I wasn't havin' none of that. No sir.

I arrived at the gym with the intent to get my body right and tight again, when I saw the most beautiful black stud ever.

This guy was hot, sweaty sex on legs! Before long, I was stealing glances at him in the same way that old man had to me. The sweat just glistened on his ripped body while he was doing bench presses kinda like how a honey baked ham does in the sunlight. I couldn't stop thinking of how I wanted him to bench press me...

all...night...long.

It wasn't before long that we found ourselves locking eyes. I was embarrassed so I just decided to hit the shower and go home to save myself any further embarrassment. I headed to the locker room and undressed. I heard someone entering so I reached for my towel to cover myself, and that's when I saw him. That same black stallion had followed me into the changing room. He stared at my instant rock hard cock and then trailed up my body with his eyes until he was staring right onto my blue eyes. I heard his sweatpants hit the floor.

He walked over to me and, with almost no effort from him muscled upper body, lifted me up and laid me on my back on a locker room bench. He pushed my thighs apart and laid in between them. His hot, sweaty pubes on my hot, sweaty pubes. Our dicks rock hard against each other. Our nipples rubbing against another's own. 

He raised my legs up and put them over his big shoulders. His head lowered to my balls. He started teasing my hole with his tongue. 

He had me moaning like crazy. I wanted him inside me. Bad.

He flipped me over on my stomach now and wasted no time. "You ready?", he asked. Without giving me a chance to respond, he was balls deep inside me. 

He was ramming me like never before. I could feel his dick getting hotter as it starting uncontrollably pulsating. I guess my ass was nice and tight on his big black dick. After a while, he shouted and warned me that he was gonna cum soon. I told him to wait. He pulled out of me and I sat down on the bench. I told him to get on my lap and finish us both off together. He happily obliged.

We both shot impressive amounts of cum from our big, meaty sticks. Our semen mixed together and oozed down our dicks. I cold tell that I was gonna love this new gym...

Until next time.

Sincerely,

p.s.

Once you go black, you don't go back...

(to your old gym) 

;)

#2 On the House

Dear Journal,


So After I'd wiped the stains out of my mattress with a trusty old white tube sock I realized two things.

1) I had no intent on getting outta bed that day, mainly due to a ton of partying and getting veritably drunk off my tight ass the night prior.

2) I was hungry as a mother loving fuck.

So I did what any lazy ass, lazy ass would do. I got out my iphone (which I bought just to make it onto the site "Guys With Iphones") and I called up the nearest Papa Johns. Usually I call Pizza Hut but I was craving the garlic sauce more than a cat in heat craves a dick. I never call Dominos.
...Never. Not again.

So in seconds, I was anticipating an answer to the dialtone so that someone could take my order, but I wasn't expecting the guy that answered to have the sexiest voice I've ever heard.

"Thank you for calling Papa Johns, what can i do for you?", he asked. 

I replied, "Me". 

"Sorry, what was that?", he asked.

"Oh, I said could I get an extra large sausage?", I replied.

I proceeded to give him my address so he could deliver that extra large sausage I'd been craving.

"Alright, I'll have that to you in 30 minutes or it's on the house.", he said. 

After that was done I hung up the phone... but that wasn't the only thing that was "hung up"

His voice was so deep and masculine. It had all the immensity of thunder. Surely a voice as deep as the one he had came from an equally hot body, I hoped. Either way, I surely wasn't gonna let my colossal bone go without pleasure. I whipped my dick out of my white boxer briefs and trailed it up and down with my hand-- making sure to grip the base extra tight and squeeze the tip as I passed it. As you could imagine, I lost track of the time extremely easily and I didn't notice the pizza man knocking. Lucky for us both that in my drunken stupor last night I couldn't manage to lock the door behind me. He noticed the door was unlocked and came walking in from inquiry. He saw me pleasing myself and I guess he liked what he saw. He stripped down and sat on my lap; our cocks pointing up in the air at each other. He then pushed my hand off my cock and replaced it with his own. In no time he was vigorously jacking us both with long, tight strokes. I'm not gonna lie, it was hot. It was electric-- and neither of us could contain ourselves. In about a minute after he started, we both shot immense loads into the air. 

We sure weren't gonna stop there. I picked his heavy, muscled frame off my lap and put him on his back on my leopard print rug. I dived right into that tight ass the first chance I had. I was pushing in and out of this man so fast in no time. Apparently I was doing it well too because he covered my rug with a thick pool of fresh, hot semen. 

I came inside of him in no time. Exhausted, we both collapsed on the floor, straddling our own 'sausages'. Looks like my pizza wasn't the only thing that was "on the house" that day. So was the pizza man and his "love stains". 

Until next time.

Sincerely,

p.s.

It took me a couple washes to get his semen out of that rug...

#1 Morning Wood

Dear Journal,

So, you know the deal about farmers waking up to a symphony of roosters at 6 in the morning?
Well, let's just say they have the right idea-- Personally I've also discovered that the best way to awaken from slumber is by a raging cock...

Last night I had a dream that some hot dutch stud came strolling right on up into my bedroom. Absolutely no words were exchanged, however it was perfectly clear what he wanted. I'm usually more inhibited when it comes to these sort of 'encounters', but something about him turned me into a total whore. He was what I believe Da Vinci had envisioned as the 'ideal' man. The face and body of a god and a 10 inch dick harder than steel. In no time I was on my knees.

Inch by fucking inch I slid his hot dutch sausage into my accommodating mouth. I could tell he liked the way I straddled his balls while I licked the tip of his cock-- he couldn't help moaning in ecstasy. For this moment in time I existed for one purpose; to please the fuck out of this man. After an extended session of slobbing on his big pink pulsating knob, he threw me on my couch and flipped me on my stomach, "doggy-style". 

Damn he fucked like a champ. This man was obviously a pro at butt fucking men. His pipe rhythmically poked in and out of my ass. Fuck he was thick. I was loving every second. I was so tight that, at first, he could only stuff the head inside me, but after a while he made it halfway in. Shortly, he was "balls-deep" in my ass. After loosening me up a bit, he decided to switch positions. He laid on his back on my couch. He motioned for me to come over to him as he sat there. It was blatantly obvious he wanted me to ride him this way, and after he spit-shined his dick in order to lube himself up he asked me, "You ready for this?"

I impaled myself on that stiff dutch rod and began fucking him senseless. We were both enjoying it a lot. Our boners were rock hard, hot and pulsating-- we were both extremely close to finishing in a matter of seconds. I suddenly felt something hot shoot up inside me. He was cumming: shooting buckets of hot semen directly inside me. It was amazing. It never ended. It started oozing down the thick uterus vein that created a gap between the otherwise 'airtight' suction made from his big dick and my tight ass. I felt my dick getting hot-- I knew I was about to blow. With immense force I began shooting thick globs of semen into the air. I shot so hard that I threw myself right out of my dream state and back onto my tacky red and green mattress. "Awwww, fuck.", I thought to myself. It was just a dream...

 A dream that left me nothing but morning wood and a sticky mattress.

Until next time.

Sincerely,

p.s. 

If you ain't dutch, you ain't much... ;)