I am the luckiest son of a bitch in the world! You wanna know why? Today I got a new neighbor-- and not the "I hate these bastards" type either. Here's what happened.
I woke up one morning to find that the house next door to me was finally sold. I had known it was available ever since the sweet little Italian Grandma died-- R.I.P., slut. I'll miss you and your cats dearly. She was quite promiscuous and I used to visit her so she could tell me all about her whoring.
Anyway, I watched the UHaul truck pull into the drive-way and I died of boredom. I'd figured I would see the new neighbors eventually.
Later that evening, I heard a knock on my door while I was watching the funniest fucking episode ever of the The Big Bang Theory. I was not happy about being taken from Sheldon Cooper's erratic erudition to entertain a visit, but that all changed when I opened my door and was greeted by the face of a god.
His name was Jack-- you know, like "Jack me off, right here, right now!"
"Hey, I'm Jack, your new neigh-"
and before he could even finish I had invited him in.
After talking to him for a while I had learned some important facts.
1) He was single and lived alone.
2) He was a porn director.
3) It was for Gay Porn!!!
Holy, fucking FUCK had I hit the jackpot! Without further adieu, I started to be very blunt with him.
"With a body like that, you should be in the videos not filming them...", I said
"Haha, You know, I actually used to be." He laughed
"Well how about we make one right now..." I suggested
He didn't say yes-- rather it was implied when he started taking off his shirt. And everything else.
In moments, we were both stripped down and on my reliable red couch when he started to go down on me.
He was definitely experienced when it came to sucking a cock. He slobbed all over my engorged tool; using his tongue on me like a lollipop. Had me thrusting my shaft deeper into his throat the way he was teasing me by working the tip.
"How about you show me how you fuck." He said
"Oh, I hope you're ready!" I eagerly replied
I plunged my man-meat far into his tight, wet hole. It was heaven! I never wanted to stop.
"Damn, man, you fuck like pornstar! It feels good!" He yelled
I was giving him every inch of my dick; going balls-deep in him, plow after plow.
"Now let me show you why guys can't get enough of this ass..." He said
And with that, he squeezed his buns really fucking tight around my hard dick. It was the tightest ass I've even been inside. With every pump I was significantly closer to shooting my load.
"Oh fuck, I'm cumming!" I yelled.
I tried to pull out but that's when he squeezed so hard that I couldn't get out.
"You're not going anywhere." He told me.
Oh, and neither are you...
I love my neighbors.
Until next time.
Sincerely
p.s.
If you thought you had good neighbors...
Well, I win.
;)
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